I wonder if the monster hesitated before eating the guy who was standing at the half open garage door yelling, "Where is it? Where did it go?" I mean maybe it thought oh no, this must be a trap because it can't be that easy. But nope. No, it really was. And was I the... Continue Reading →
Dumb Movie Characters: A New Number One?
So I was watching Sense and Sensibility the other day remembering with ease how much I hate Marianne Dashwood. Ugh. She's seriously the worst of all Jane Austen's women cause at least Lydia was young, trying to show up her sisters and didn't have much of a role model in her mother. And sure I... Continue Reading →
All my 2018 Films in One Sentence Each
I've seen people do flashback sort of posts where they talk about every book they've read in a year and try to summarize each in one sentence. I thought I'd do it for all the 2018 releases I saw in theaters just to see if I could actually manage. Probably not... I tend to be... Continue Reading →
Now is Not the Time for Babies!
A Quiet Place Directed By: John Krasinski Grade: B+ If they hear you. They hunt you. Which strikes me as a phenomenally bad time to have a baby but whatever. John Krasinski and Emily Blunt star in this movie set in the near future where creatures who respond to and hunt even the smallest of... Continue Reading →