Movies

Black Widow Pulled & Other Movie News

Scarlett and Florence in Black Widow

Well unsurprisingly (I was still hoping at least) Black Widow has been pulled from May 1st. I’m guess the Wonder Woman 1984 announcement comes next.

I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m pretty much done with 2020.

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Books

When to Eat a Friend

Honor Lost

Honor Lost

I really appreciated this series diversity of relationships and delving into proper use of gender pronouns. But if I ever get violently overtaken by an alien parasite which attaches itself to my brain and brutally, horrifically changes by mind and body and my friend almost immediately starts combining names like were some celebrity couple…

I’m going to eat the bitch.

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Books

Books to Read When You are Sick

Zatanna Gets the Sneezes

My original idea for this list was Books to Read when you have a Migraine but then I just expanded it to whenever you’re any kind of sick lying around in bed and want to think about something other than how shitty everything is but also don’t want to pick up the latest 700 page tome.

These are quick (mostly) fun reads!

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Books, Movies

It’s Time for Poison Ivy…

Poison Ivy in the Harley Quinn show

The DC Cinematic Universe is sleeping on a lot but a big one I think is they haven’t yet used the character of Doctor Pamela Isley, better known as Poison Ivy, since Uma Thurman played her in that Batman we should all forget way back in the 90s.

I think that is crazy because if there’s anyone screaming for a Big Screen adaptation its her.

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Books

Jane Austen, Daisy Jones & Goodreads

Emma

The person in the middle of this cover is blue. Not like her clothes or metaphorically speaking blue because Knightley doesn’t love her but blue and it took me like a week of picking it up and reading before I finally thought, “Hey that person is blue!”

But this ramble isn’t so much about blueness as the big important questions in a readers life like… If Jane Austen was alive today what would she read?

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Movies

Black Widow and Family: The Final Trailer

Scarlett Johanssen in Black Widow

I had just been thinking this weekend I’d like to take some self-defense courses and then the new and final Black Widow trailer drops and it makes me want to even more.

Although I suppose it’s not a great idea to start calling places and asking if they can train me like a Russian spy… maybe I’ll just dye my hair red again :

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Movies

Baby Maggie Wants a Boy & Onward

Maggie Simpson goes Pixar

Onward

Directed By: Dan Scanlon

It was a bit strange to see the Simpson’s get the short film spot in front of the new Pixar movie Onward. Honestly I thought the whole short was a bit odd. But I haven’t seen any new Simpsons stuff since the movie.

First off that we didn’t even get a D’uh from Homer made it seem a little lacking.

And second it basically confirmed that Maggie is a thirty year old woman trapped in a babies body and behaved with that boy in the park like I would if I got within ten yards of Tom Hardy or Jon Bernthal.

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Television

Well No House is Ever Perfect

Locke and Key

Locke & Key

Netflix Series

I went into this one with a bit of worry. I read the first two graphic novels in this series (by Joe Hill & Gabriel Rodriguez) a while back and didn’t love them, didn’t hate them but definitely didn’t keep reading. I remember it being pretty dark and just generally not in the mood for it at the time.

I would say the show is a wildly different tone from what I remember. Not without flaws but still super fun.

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Movies

Bond Changes Release Dates

Daniel Craig as James Bond

So Sony shifted No Time To Die– the big new James Bond movie back to the fall due to the Coronavirus outbreak. The movie was scheduled to open April 10th and marketing was well under way now it’s November 25th in the States.

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