Screw the whole Inner Goddess thing. If there’s a voice in my head it would probably be Venom so below we work through some movie thoughts and questions with the alien (that doesn’t want to be called a parasite!)
I also feel like I should say I have no knowledge of the comic book character.
Me: There should be a rule that Tom Hardy is single in movies. I mean he already has a wife I need something.
Venom: Is this really a movie thought?
Me: How did these two actors have no chemistry?
Venom: He was waiting for me.
Me: Which does beg the question if Eddie were to have a kid and you were still in there what would happen? And yes my mind did go there.
Venom: Your mind is in the gutter. Talk about something else.
Me: Why do all the genius billionaire scientists who could save the word have such bad ideas about how to do it?
Me: I mean its our world. You’d have thought they saw Aliens or something.
Venom: So you want them to be self-aware? Maybe that’s why they’re all genius billionaires because they don’t spend all their time watching movies.
Me: They really should maybe they’d have better ideas for world domination.
Venom: You don’t want to make it to hard for the good guys to win.
Me: Also props to Eddie for actually going to the hospital but I couldn’t help wonder like where was the CDC? Why didn’t they keep him?
Venom: Are you going to bring up the parasite thing again? It’s offensive.
Me: You think you’ll ever meet Spiderman?
Venom: He sounds tasty. But it depends on what kind of mood Kevin Feige is in.
Me: You know you have quite a following on-line of people who think you’re hot? So I have to wonder who do you think is hotter you or Pennywise the Clown?
Venom: Obviously me.
Me: You know who Pennywise is right?
Venom: The whole thing is proof your planet is a disturbing place…
Me: Gemini made it right? You didn’t…
Venom: What do you think?
Me: I tell myself that its a universal rule a dog will never get hurt in a Tom Hardy movie.
Venom: What about the lobsters?
Me: Not thinking about them…
Yeah, I agree with everyone. Venom wasn’t a great movie but it was entertaining. Mainly the back and forth between Eddie Brock and Venom. I give huge credit to Tom Hardy for just going for it. Everything else felt like a throwback to the comic book movies of old (God- are they old already?) in both bad ways and good ways.
Recommend: Yes but- I wouldn’t rush out to see it in theaters unless that was your plan but give it a rental.
18 thoughts on “Movie Thoughts with Venom”
hehe love how you did this review! And Tom hardy should be in every movie!! Glad it was entertaining overall 🙂
Tom Hardy & Jason Momoa in a buddy comedy where they go about and rescue animals and look adorable! Someone needs to write that… 🙂
hahaha!! That would be amazing! I’d watch it 😉
I love this style of review! so creative! Really not sold on this movie myself from the trailers so not sure if I am going to give it a go!
Yeah I don’t think the trailers were great. If you aren’t sold I definitely wouldn’t go to the theater but if you see it on tv one day its worth a rental 🙂
Haha, loved this 🙂
My friend really wanted to watch it… i might just convince her to watch it at home and not to make the whole trek to the cinema 😀
Haha I loved this review/train of thought and I kind of want a Venom in my head now 😂😂 But I loved Venom and thought it was awesome <3
I wasn’t sure what to expect! Glad you liked it to 🙂
I have beer identical thoughts about the movie and your review was so entertaining! I love it! Haha. Overall, it’s a pretty fun flick to catch, but not something I’d pay twice to see in theaters.
‘Venom’ was a fun surprise in that it was a good time. Not a great, or good, movie but entertaining.
Great review 🙂
Hardy in every movie is not a bad idea. He elevates everything he stars in. I agree that movies are packed with evil corporate billionaires. Then again, most real life CEOs are pretty evil too.
True about the corporate billionaires. Movie wise I just prefer them to have slightly better ideas than lets pair humans with untested but living space goo parasites! 🙂
There should be a rule that Tom Hardy is single in movies. I mean he already has a wife I need something. – PREACH IT, save us something!
This is hilarious.
loved the way you presented your opinion, very attractive and creative. check my review of this particular film and other new released movies