Screw the whole Inner Goddess thing. If there’s a voice in my head it would probably be Venom so below we work through some movie thoughts and questions with the alien (that doesn’t want to be called a parasite!)
I also feel like I should say I have no knowledge of the comic book character.
Me: There should be a rule that Tom Hardy is single in movies. I mean he already has a wife I need something.
Venom: Is this really a movie thought?
Me: How did these two actors have no chemistry?
Venom: He was waiting for me.
Me: True.
Me: Which does beg the question if Eddie were to have a kid and you were still in there what would happen? And yes my mind did go there.
Venom: Your mind is in the gutter. Talk about something else.
Me: Why do all the genius billionaire scientists who could save the word have such bad ideas about how to do it?
Me: I mean its our world. You’d have thought they saw Aliens or something.
Venom: So you want them to be self-aware? Maybe that’s why they’re all genius billionaires because they don’t spend all their time watching movies.
Me: They really should maybe they’d have better ideas for world domination.
Venom: You don’t want to make it to hard for the good guys to win.
Me: Also props to Eddie for actually going to the hospital but I couldn’t help wonder like where was the CDC? Why didn’t they keep him?
Venom: Are you going to bring up the parasite thing again? It’s offensive.
Me: You think you’ll ever meet Spiderman?
Venom: He sounds tasty. But it depends on what kind of mood Kevin Feige is in.
Me: You know you have quite a following on-line of people who think you’re hot? So I have to wonder who do you think is hotter you or Pennywise the Clown?
Venom: Obviously me.
Me: You know who Pennywise is right?
Venom: The whole thing is proof your planet is a disturbing place…
Me: Gemini made it right? You didn’t…
Venom: What do you think?
Me: I tell myself that its a universal rule a dog will never get hurt in a Tom Hardy movie.
Venom: What about the lobsters?
Me: Not thinking about them…
Yeah, I agree with everyone. Venom wasn’t a great movie but it was entertaining. Mainly the back and forth between Eddie Brock and Venom. I give huge credit to Tom Hardy for just going for it. Everything else felt like a throwback to the comic book movies of old (God- are they old already?) in both bad ways and good ways.
Recommend: Yes but- I wouldn’t rush out to see it in theaters unless that was your plan but give it a rental.
hehe love how you did this review! And Tom hardy should be in every movie!! Glad it was entertaining overall 🙂
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Tom Hardy & Jason Momoa in a buddy comedy where they go about and rescue animals and look adorable! Someone needs to write that… 🙂
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hahaha!! That would be amazing! I’d watch it 😉
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I love this style of review! so creative! Really not sold on this movie myself from the trailers so not sure if I am going to give it a go!
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Yeah I don’t think the trailers were great. If you aren’t sold I definitely wouldn’t go to the theater but if you see it on tv one day its worth a rental 🙂
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Haha, loved this 🙂
My friend really wanted to watch it… i might just convince her to watch it at home and not to make the whole trek to the cinema 😀
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Haha I loved this review/train of thought and I kind of want a Venom in my head now 😂😂 But I loved Venom and thought it was awesome ❤
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I wasn’t sure what to expect! Glad you liked it to 🙂
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I have beer identical thoughts about the movie and your review was so entertaining! I love it! Haha. Overall, it’s a pretty fun flick to catch, but not something I’d pay twice to see in theaters.
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‘Venom’ was a fun surprise in that it was a good time. Not a great, or good, movie but entertaining.
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Great review 🙂
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Hardy in every movie is not a bad idea. He elevates everything he stars in. I agree that movies are packed with evil corporate billionaires. Then again, most real life CEOs are pretty evil too.
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True about the corporate billionaires. Movie wise I just prefer them to have slightly better ideas than lets pair humans with untested but living space goo parasites! 🙂
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There should be a rule that Tom Hardy is single in movies. I mean he already has a wife I need something. – PREACH IT, save us something!
This is hilarious.
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Thank you!
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loved the way you presented your opinion, very attractive and creative. check my review of this particular film and other new released movies
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Thank you!
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